This just in: Canadians are the new Australians

ANDALUCIA—Tired of not meeting anyone in Toronto? Go to Spain. Hear locals say, “You too? You’re lying. Everyone says they are from Canada.” Sit in the common room of your pension with five other as one says, “So, are we all Canadians then?” Nod in agreement. Go to a flamenco show in Seville and reminisce about the Starbank corner store at College and Dufferin because your new friend lived in a house just north of it. Be a walking ad for College Street as your new friend guesses (correctly) that your glasses are from Rapp and your girlfriend’s necklace is from Red Pegasus. (I’m serious. This really happened.) See the world and stay close to home.

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